Anthony Pacheco: Likes CheeseOkay, true enough, but doesn’t have that certain romance to it. What kind of cheese? And if so, do I want to add any wine with it? If I did the title would be too big. Bah! Next!
Anthony Pacheco: Writing FlirtMeh. The Wife Unit thinks I flirt too much as it is.
Anthony Pacheco: Better Than a Poke in the Eye with a Sharp StickOkay, that is good. We’ll save that one.
Anthony Pacheco: Rehabilitated SmurfOoooooo! But the political context will be lost on ninety percent of the readers, so it would be annoying rather than cute. I like the subtlety---will need to use that later!
Anthony Pacheco: Armed and WordyTrue enough, but why bother?
Anthony Pacheco: Can Still Sing the Preamble to the ConstitutionNow I’m just getting silly.
Anthony Pacheco: Schizophrenic Piano Playing Fingers on a QWERTY KeyboardHmm, cute, but that is more about the tools than the production. What did I do, all those years, anyway? Oh, that’s right:
Pure goodness, I say! And besides, if I can’t poke fun at myself, who can I poke fun at?